The Black Metal Scene Needs to Be Destroyed

by Gaylord

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drboots Gaylord, good work! I particularly liked the chord progression in Summoning ...
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GoatForest I'll bet the neckbeards are about to burst an artery right now. Favorite track: Odin Doesn't Listen to NSBM You Inbred Alt-right Shitheels.
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Carlos Parlos (cp49) Some of the new "anti-fascist" black metal is a bit jokey for it's own good as it's just played for laughs. While any nazi-hating metal fan with familiarity with black metal will chuckle at times listening to Gaylord's latest the music stands on its own. It's raw, energetic, full of riffs. It's mean but righteous, snarky and real black metal. Favorite track: Odin Doesn't Listen to NSBM You Inbred Alt-right Shitheels.
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TRUE ANTI-AUTHORITARIAN FASCIST BEHEADING BLACK METAL

Gaylord:

1) A given name of Norman French origin meaning "joyful".
2) A common schoolyard insult from my youth.
3) True anti-authoritarian fascist beheading black metal from South London.

BLACK METAL IS THE EMBODIMENT OF REBELLION GIVEN FORM THROUGH MUSIC, FUCK OFF AUTHORITARIAN CONFORMING FASCIST GOBSHITES - YOUR MOM IS CALLING, GO CLEAN YOUR ROOMS. BLACK METAL IS NOT DEFINED BY NARROW AND CONFINING PARAMETERS - TAKE YOUR CORPSE PAINT, YOUR NSBM APOLOGIST WAYS, AND YOUR SHITTY LOCKED FACEBOOK GROUPS AND FOLLOW YOUR LEADER: INTO A SELF-INFLICTED EARLY GRAVE.

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released August 11, 2018

Lord Gaylord - 777-String Minor Chord Hell-axe and Unleashed Voculls
Lord Hell Spell Cruel J - Sub-subterranean Abyss Shaker
Lord Skull the Battering Ram - Brutal Cranium Blastering Sheol Pounders and Percussion

Logo created by: @WWRRSSDDRRWWSS
Cover art created by: @sludgeworkMeg

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Queer anarchist black metal.

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Track Name: Intro: Leviathan Gaap Baphomet Titivillus Qarinah
LEVIATHAN
GAAP
BAPHOMET
TITIVILLUS
QARINAH

...Enby black metal assault!
Track Name: Neo-nazi Metalheads Will Be Hanged and Their Broken Corpses Openly Mocked
Scum of the Earth
White supremacist shiteating fucks
Bastards using heavy metal as a weapon
Those once bullied, now the guilty

Lead them to the gallows
Hang them by their necks
Eyes wide, full of tears
Varg can't save you now

Nazi shithead black metal
Idiotic nationalistic garbage
The riffs aren't even good
Shut up and die you fucking cunts

Their rare Burzum vinyls
Set on fire and burned
Watch them cry in shame
Odin was not a capitalist

You have perverted heavy metal
Made a sword from armour
Those once bullied, now the guilty
Watch them swing by broken necks
Track Name: Summoning Krieg Facebook Legions
Summoning
Summoning
Summoning
Summoning

The horde logs in to swarm
Facebook their domain
23 angry souls of black
Mom's internet is so fucking fast

A private invite only group
Where true black metal reigns
Logged in until 5AM
Hurry up dad's up to get ready for work

Glorious unchained master race
Glorious unchained master race

This is what you fight for
A pack of alpha males
XBox wolves consuming the sacred wafer
Cool Ranch Doritos and 20 gigs of porn

Platinum Info Wars subscription
Free to play MMOs
McDonald's wages spent on LPs
$200 for one Graveland vinyl

We rule this kingdom
Glorious unchained white race
Only listen to NSBM
And J-pop from my Japanese animes
Track Name: Coward Authoritarian Apologist Bootlicking Kvlt
You scream bloody murder for guns
Not for murdered children
Never give up your collection
AR-15s straight off of amazon dot com

A well regulated militia
Your so called militia

You caps lock your rage
No one will take your guns
Twitter eggs, open tabs on Chrome
Breitbart, Metal Archives, bukkake Porn Hub

Suck the dick of Trump
Suck the dick of Trump

You shout that it is your right
To bare semi-automatic machine guns
To defend yourselves from your government
The same authoritarian government you voted in

Cocksuckers

The epitome of double think
Orwell weeps from the grave

Bootlicking whores
Track Name: Nice Sun Cross Tattoo Asshole
You are not a viking
Valkyries would never bring you to valhalla
Odin thinks you're a cunt
The lowest form of subhuman scum

Burn to ash in the fires of antifa

The sun cross shines
Shitty tattoo scarred on your shoulder
Adorned with the sacred words
"Black Metal My Swrod"

Burn to ash in the fires of antifa

Cunts
Track Name: Odin Doesn't Listen to NSBM You Inbred Alt-right Shitheels
FUCK OFF BURZUM
FUCK OFF INQUISITION
FUCK OFF GOATMOON
FUCK OFF PESTE NOIRE
FUCK OFF ABSURD
FUCK OFF TAAKE
FUCK OFF SHINING
FUCK OFF GRAND BELIAL'S KEY

FUCK OFF GRAVELAND
FUCK OFF NOKTURNAL MORTUM
FUCK OFF SATANIC WARMASTER
FUCK OFF HATE FOREST
FUCK OFF BEDROOM ARYANS
FUCK OFF NAZI SHITHEADS
FUCK OFF EDGELORD CUNTS
FUCK OFF AND DIE
Track Name: Varg Impaled
Nice moustache grandad
Your dating advice sucks shit
Delete your YouTube account
Get your ass back to jail

NSBM fans will listen to anything
Any shitty band
As long as the politics lean to the far right
They will support any fucking idiots

"I'm not into politics, I just listen to the riffs"
You're so full of shit you are bursting at the seams
VARG IMPALED
"I'm not a racist, I just want a white ethno state"
Brexiteering asshole, go fuck yourself
VARG IMPALED

Fuck off and die
Fuck off and die

Varg impaled

The riffs suck
NSBM sounds like shit
Guitars recorded through a vacuum
...Where the fuck's the bass?!

The lowest form of rebellion
Conformity is not metal
You say conservatism is the new punk
Yeah following the rules is so rebellious

"I'm not a fascist, maybe the left are the REAL fascists?!"
Anti-antifa means fa - YOU'RE A FASCIST
VARG IMPALED
"I'm not a homophobe, but the bible says.........."
I thought you were a pagan YOU OBSTINATE SHIT
VARG IMPALED

Fuck off and die
Fuck off and die

Varg impaled
Track Name: All Hail the New Wave
ALL HAIL UNDERDARK
ALL HAIL DAWN RAY'D
ALL HAIL VENOM PRISON
ALL HAIL ASTRAL NOIZE

ALL HAIL NECKBEARD DEATHCAMP
ALL HAIL PETRICHOR
ALL HAIL TOILET OV HELL
ALL HAIL THE NEW WAVE OF ANTI-FASCIST HEAVY METAL

ALL HAIL POWERTRIP
ALL HAIL ALLFATHER
ALL HAIL THE KING IS BLIND
ALL HAIL GRIM KIM

ALL HAIL LICH KING
ALL HAIL FUCK THE FACTS
ALL HAIL AGOP
ALL HAIL THE NEW WAVE OF ANTI-FASCIST HEAVY METAL

ALL HAIL REDBAIT
ALL HAIL THE SOUND NOT THE WORD
ALL HAIL FOETAL JUICE
ALL HAIL DOMESTIKWOM

ALL HAIL FEMINAZGUL
ALL HAIL NECROLYTIC GOAT CONVERTER
ALL HAIL SARPARAST
ALL HAIL THE NEW WAVE OF ANTI-FASCIST HEAVY METAL

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